‘Pan’ Absoltuely BOMBS At Box Office

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Hugh Jackman thought he could jump into other franchises and get a couple of passion projects done with his free time post-Wolverine. Maybe not! His latest movie, a prequel to Peter Pan, was a disaster. It wasn’t really his fault though- I’d blame the creative team. They cast Rooney Mara as Tiger Lilly which Twitter called out for whitewashing (they’d be right). The script for the movie was just appalling. Worst of all- they couldn’t control their budget. Warner Bros. trusted them with $150 million, which is just ludicrous. In its opening weekend (in 54 international markets), the movie made a tragic $15 million. Granted, Pan doesn’t open in China until October 22nd, but there really isn’t a change this movie will break even. Warner Bros. is going to lose an insane amount of money. It’s going to wreck Garret Hedlund’s career (if he ever had one to begin with) and set Hugh Jackman back. Whoever green-lit this movie is going to get fired (they are probably PANicked right now!). Whoever marketed this movie is going to need to do some major damage control. I guess you could say the movie just didn’t PAN out.

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Peter “Pan” Like You’ve Never Seen Before

Everyone’s already sick of the story and when three different versions of it are coming out over a year they have to do something different. This origin story seems interesting but not brilliant (by brilliant we mean Peter and the Starcatcher).  What’s most surprising is Hugh Jackman as Black Beard (he kind of looked like Tom Hiddelston in my defense). It took me a double take to realize he was in this movie under all that makeup and with that awkward wig. Jackman looks sickening in the best ways possible. Unlike Christopher Walken in Peter Pan Live! this villain will truly be deliciously wicked.  Levi Miller looks endearing as the boy who won’t grow up but audiences will only be captivated by Jackman’s haunting performance. Rooney Mara looks incredible as Tiger Lily (as does the entire tribe). The only problem I have with the film is Captain Hook. Garret Hedlund is seeking redemption after Tron: Legacy but instead he’s looking worse (if that’s even possible). I like Hook’s role in this, being someone who brings Lost Boys to the island to become workers. But it comes across as the bad comedic relief with a terrible accent. He seems fake in such a dark gritty reboot. It seems like a fatal flaw that could bring down the entire project. I was nervous that this would be an attempt at creating a franchise (this being the origin story) but now I’m almost hoping evolves into one. They’ve certainly established the tone and mood that will make this movie stand out. All other Peter Pan reboots better watch out because this is shaping into one of the most fascinating films of the year.