Harry Potter Gets a Makeover

Harry Potter Get's a Makeover

It seems as though Harry Potter’s finale at the box office also meant it’s finale in the book stores as publishers desperately try to make the series appeal to a new generation. All grown up, the original score of fans have departed with only the devote fans (of which there are many) to support the franchise. Yes, there is still the Harry Potter world at Universal Studios, but it seems there will be company with rumors that a Hunger Games theme park is in the making to seriously compete with Harry. JK Rowling’s attempt at immortalizing her books was Pottermore, an interactive website in the world of Harry Potter. However, with a generation where Apps have replaced gaming websites, it is a surprise that Pottermore’s pointless activities are still online. In this third attempt, they’ve turned to the actual books and chosen Kazu Kibuishi to illustrate the covers for the paper back editions of the new era of Harry Potter. Will this reimagining be what iOS7 did for Apple? Kibuishi has reinvigorated the aesthetic of the series beautifully and certainly well enough to gain a newer audience. In addition to Kibuishi’s work encouraged the same thing across the pond when Jim Kay was picked by JK Rowling to do the same thing for the British editions which should be out 2015. I personally think that this decision to have split covers (and different aesthetics for the series) was an annoyance in the last edition and will be in the future. But I am none the less greatly pleased with this new chapter in the Harry Potter phenomenon.

Rebecca’s Back

Rebecca's Back

Like her, or (like everybody else) hate her; Rebecca Black’s back! Now, she’s been attempting to stay in the spotlight (however hot it may be) for quite some time now however this song is one we can’t resist but reporting! For those who forgot about the 2011 one hit wonder, she’s the only reason why one might hate Friday. For it was her God awful lyrics that made her song “Friday” an instant YouTube must-watch. And even though there have been carbon copies trying to get the same attention (were looking at you “Chinese Food”) no untalented teenager was quite the same. This time, Black is trying to come off triumphant? (?) as she attempts to redeem herself with the intentionally similar music video “Saturday.” With the absence of Patrice Wilson (creator of “Friday”) it’s not that bad given the fact that it’s sung by Rebecca Black. However, it’s goal of being drastically better than it’s predecessor wasn’t achieved. In fact, it seems even worse. What we loved, or at least loved to hate, about “Friday” was how absurd it was. Now that’s she’s in on the joke, it’s not as much fun for jerks like us to hate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCzdpagXOQ#t=159

The Sound of Music Live!

The Sound of Music Live!

Ever since the news broke that Grammy winner Carrie Underwood would star in The Sound of Music Live!, we knew both success and controversy would come with her. And sure enough, as the awkwardly placed premiere occurred (on a Thursday night during Christmas time? Really!?) NBC had a hit…sort of. While 18 million viewers tuned in to see the musical, most came to see whether the endless rants on Twitter were correct. Who would have thought that casting a country music star with no acting experience in an iconic role played by the even more iconic Julie Andrews would cause disagreement! But okay, we get it may not be the best casting but sending death threats is a little too far don’t you think? My personal expectations for the singer as Maria Von Trapp weren’t high but I came in with the hope that she could at least prove the judgmental idiots with too much time on their hands wrong! And the moment I saw her make her debut I realized she won’t be the biggest problem. The truth is Underwood perfected each song (despite the fact that the order made no sense whatsoever), it’s just that when the music stopped, she performed High School level acting at best. But what can you expect from her? The REAL problem is with the people you should expect good acting from! Stephen Moyer as Captain Von Trapp surprised me when he neither had singing nor acting talent! It was just one stiff scene that lacked chemistry after the next! The only believable acting came from either the children in the cast (even though not one of them was a blonde like the original movie) or adults that came from Broadway. But even the people that could act and sing were terribly miscast! Audra McDonald, despite being a crazy good singer (like CRAZY good singer) didn’t fit the older character of Mother Abbess. And don’t even get me started on Michael Campayno as Rolf! Do you really expect us to believe he’s only 17!!!?? But perhaps the biggest culprit to the failure of this musical were the costumes/sets/ANYTHING else that was visual. I get that it was trying to look like it was a theater set but do the outdoor scenes really need to look that fake? And even worse were the costumes that busy dresses looked out right ugly and wigs (like Carrie Underwood’s) downright laughable. It made the show incredibly difficult to be taken seriously. I guess what I wanted was a TV movie that wan’t like a TV movie which, if that makes any sense at all, is unlikely. The best correction I can give is to get a Director who treats it like a movie made for the Big Screen not the small. Hiring Smash creator Rob Ashford made The Sound of Music! the new definition of “hate watching.” He tried to depart of from the expectations brought with the original movie but couldn’t completely break away. With something like this you need a new take on the classic or else the original will swallow you hole and the fact is the Broadway production isn’t different enough from the movie to be a new take. But regardless, because of the massive viewership, other big budget TV movies are sure to be headed to cable networks. The Sound of Music! was a good first try NBC, let’s just hope that future movie musicals (of which there are many this oncoming year) and future TV movies learn from the good and bad of The Sound of Music Live!

Alice Cooper in Spider-Man?

Rock Legend Alice Cooper in Spider-Man?

It looks like rock and roll legend Alice Cooper might make his Broadway debut! A recent article by the New York Post claims that the “Poison” singer is in talks for the role of the Green Goblin in the musical Spiderman: Turn off the Dark.

Mr. Cooper was said to be offered $150,000 a week to play the over the top super villain which to me seems a bit pricey for a musical that somehow needs to recoup its seventy-five million dollar investment.

Then again, the show that’s been riddled with controversy (AKA Julie Taymor) has been declining in sales. And I think that casting someone like Alice Cooper is the perfect thing that will bring the show back into the headlines and more importantly back into the box office.

No one really has high hopes for the rock star- it’s not like we think we’ll be seeing a true thespian on stage. Really, based off this musical’s character development, the Green Goblin doesn’t need to be played by a true thespian.

The truth is Alice Cooper and the Green Goblin are practically one in the same. Insanity, entertainment, and evil all come to mind when you hear either of the two names. I think that if any person can pull it off it’s someone from a rock background.

This potential casting news may seem insane but from a financial standpoint it’s genius.

I think that right now, in its three year milestone, the show needs something to give it momentum and bringing in a star is just what it needs.

I just hope that if Alice Cooper doesn’t get cast they have a good plan B! Because they’ll have big hypothetical shoes to fill!

iPhone 5S and 5C Cases Review!

iPhone 5S and 5C Cases Review!

Okay, I get what you are saying; why do you have to complain about every unnecessary detail? To answer that question frankly, some things no matter how insignificant can be hugely annoying. And right now, Apple’s new breed of cases has gotten me so fired up (or at least as fired up as you can be about cases) that I need an outlet to unleash my rage. So, of course I turn to you.

Let’s start with just the iPhone 5S. Coming from the geniuses that designed iOS 7, I expected more from them. These horrendous muted colors look muddy and downright ugly. Is it supposed to be inspired by Fall? Because I’m not too pleased with the brown and yellow color pallet they’ve got going on. If you’re trying to look sophisticated Apple you maybe shouldn’t have gone with the vibrant and playful colors of the iOS 7.

But if you think that’s bad do not even get me started on the iPhone 5C. What were they thinking? I give them credit for trying to utilize the already colored phone by having the case have holes, but really? It looks like a Tic-Tac-Toe board. At least give us other patterns to choose from then the boring circles you’ve come up with. And what’s worse is that the text on the back of the iPhone bleeds through, forcing your gaze to look immediately at it. Your advertisements highlighting the cases have made me want to unplug the TV set.

Why is it so hard Apple to come up with a simple case? That’s all were asking for. It’s incredibly frustrating that a company who has redefined the mobility of technology can’t even see what looks pretty with what.

If you seriously think that we are going to pay the astronomical $29.99 for any of it you are out of your mind. I’m sure I can find an overpriced case that looks a lot better elsewhere.

Okay, I think that’ll do for my rant. Thanks for taking the time for reading. Comment if you agree or disagree!

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Will Be Back!

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Will Be Back!

Hallelujah! Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be back to host the Golden Globes until 2015! While some people may think the committee is putting to much faith in the comedic duo, after what they did this year with the show (both in ratings and quality), I don’t think anyone can frown at this news. The event is perfect for post 30 Rock star Tina Fey to continue being in the spotlight and Poehler as well. And come on, we knew they’d get picked up for another award show we just didn’t know whether it would be the Golden Globes or the Oscars! And even for you haters out there (all two of you) at least they’ll do better than Ricky Gervais who used shock value rather than talent to get views in previous years as the host of the Golden Globes! We can’t wait for the hilarity to continue for two more years but is it too soon for us to want them booked for 2035?