We’ve reported some abysmal box office results, but we’ve never seen ANYTHING like this. It’s so sad it’s almost funny. We are Your Friends is set to be the 3rd worst opening of all time. It’s behind Delgo at number two and (I kid you not) Oogieloves In The BIG Balloon Adventure. The movie opened in 2,333 movie theaters and got a pathetic $1.8 million. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, it’s got a 42% on Rotten Tomatoes.”This was a passion project for Zac Efron, and we believe in him,” a Warner Bros. exec told THR in a statement. “Yes, the result was disappointing, but this was a small film.” Okay, yeah, this movie wasn’t expected to make $10 or $15 million, but this couldn’t even make $2. That’s not disappointing, that’s abysmal. An Adam Sandler movie could make more! Zac Efron’s luckily got a couple movies in production so he’s safe, but expect everyone else in this movie to get wrecked. We are Your Friends is a disaster. I can’t even imagine what this movie’s going to get in its second or third weekend. That is, if this movie even gets a second or third weekend.